A couple of months ago I was approached by a PR guy about doing an interview with Kim Simmonds in advance of his new release. If you don’t remember Kim Simmonds, he achieved a fair bit of fame as the leader of Savoy Brown, the British blues-based rock band popular in the early 70’s. I declined the interview but it started me wondering. Whatever happened to blues-based rock bands? Players in the sub-genre were fairly popular in the late 60’s to mid-70’s. There was Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Johnny and Edgar Winter and Bloodwyn Pig. Jethro Tull began its journey as a blues-based outfit. Also popular during that period were the power rock bands like Led Zeppelin, Humble Pie and Deep Purple, all of whom had players with roots in blues, R&B or soul music. This was right before rock began splitting into genres, and somewhere during that split, the connection to the foundation of rhythm and blues was lost, and what passed for rock in the 1980s was a thin soup.

Since I’ve always believed that a rock band sounds better and richer with a foundation in blues or R&B, the relative invisibility of bands grounded in the basics over the last few decades could explain in part why rock ‘n’ roll has suffered a decline in quality and popularity. I listen to today’s rock and hardly any of it makes me want to get out of my seat and shake my beautiful ass to the groove. When you listen to the early electric blues guys like Muddy Waters or some of the great bands of the ’60s who were inspired by blues or soul music, you not only hear the difference, you feel the difference in that sweet spot between your legs. I always know when I’m hearing great rock and roll, because I either wind up jacking off (when alone) or grinding up against my partner (when available). Either way, I get the same result. The average person doesn’t react quite as intensely as I do (or at least they don’t write about it), but the point is that great rock ‘n’ roll makes you want to get up and move, and most of today’s rock ‘n’ roll puts me to sleep.

After spending another weekend with my mother finishing up The Moody Blues’ reviews, I really wanted some music that would twiddle my diddle. At their best, The Moody Blues are “nice” to listen to when you’re in a certain mood. I’m rarely in that mood, and I wanted something more suited to my usual orientation towards life: ready to fuck in a heartbeat. As I was thumbing through my iPod in the Nice airport looking for some kick-ass rock ‘n’ roll, I remembered that a Twitter bud of mine had sung the praises of a Colorado band called West Water Outlaws. I’d downloaded their latest album before my trip to Vegas but didn’t have time to give it proper attention due to a pretty full schedule split between boring business meetings during the daylight hours and drawn-out debauchery from dusk to 2 a.m.

I waited until it was cool to play electronic devices in flight and thumbed to the first track on West Water Outlaws, “Caught in the Headlights.” Oh my fucking god. Pounding, aggressive drums. Big guitar riffs. The bass filling all the open spaces. A stop-time segment twenty-three seconds into the track that made me want to scream in ecstasy . . . but also filled me with terrible anxiety. I’ve experienced this moment before—the band sounds promising and then the lead singer sounds like a crow with bronchitis. “Please please please please please be good,” I prayed during the stop-time passage. OH MY FUCKING GOD! This guy is a great lead singer! He’s got the passion, the screams, the timbre, the phrasing, the depth—fuck yeah! I immediately stopped the song and played it from the beginning so that I could enjoy it without my paranoia getting in the way. The only problem I had was that I couldn’t get the iPod to go any louder. This was absolutely no-bullshit rock ‘n’ roll to thrill the soul, played with total commitment. Even better, they move off the core chord pattern towards the end and the guitars fucking fly and the drums go mad and the bass drives it home and goddamn the fucking airlines for banning smoking on planes! I wanted a post-sex cigarette! I deserved it! I jacked off two minutes into the song!

It is so hard to be a woman unable and unwilling to control her erotic reactions to great rock ‘n’ roll. Sigh. I guess it’s my fate to live my life as a social outcast.

West Water Outlaws is advertised as delivering “high energy rock ‘n’ roll” and this is no marketing tagline. Their self-titled first album is an amazing piece of work, in part because it’s so fabulous to hear take-no-prisoners rock ‘n’ roll, but even more so because this is a group of very strong musicians who play with tight intensity and demonstrate much more variation in their songs than you would expect from the typical rock band. I think they have a great future ahead of them as long as the industry doesn’t fuck them up and they stick to their vision. From their website:

The high energy rock ‘n’ roll band West Water Outlaws from Boulder, Colorado was formed in early 2010 playing parties in the basement of singer Blake Rooker’s house. During the mass explosion of DJ software and macbook pros, not many parties in Boulder featured live rock bands. The rock parties were a hit and the band began playing in bars and local clubs for a small fee of beer and food. All four members have a strong foundation in blues/rock music which many listeners recognize as a classic sound but each and every one of those listeners can tell you something unique and innovative about The Outlaws. In the mind of the band, rock and roll is not a passed genre that they are attempting to revive, yet a continuous staple of music that challenges them to evolve their writing style and develop their own creativity. “We’re just four guys playing instruments in the way that makes sense to us—the fact that it comes out rock and roll is completely separate.” – Will Buck.

That’s a killer formula: a foundation in blues/rock music, a focus on live performance and an openness to evolution. The Beatles wouldn’t have amounted to much if they hadn’t played their fingers off in Hamburg. They would have died after the sugar high of Beatlemania if they had kept doing the same old stuff over and over again.

The band shifts to a heavier sound and a slower, sexy rhythm in the next song, “Feeling Come Back,” a riff-driven song enhanced by the introduction of an organ fill in the chorus and the delightful choice to defy expectations in the chord pattern of that chorus. Lead vocalist Blake Rooker delivers another strong performance, and I have to say right now he passes the number one test for a lead singer: I never get tired of hearing his voice. “57” doesn’t refer to the fifty-seven varieties of Heinz, but the amount of money in Blake’s bank account, hardly enough to pay for even the most heavily-discounted hooker on the planet. This track is killer for three reasons: the rhythm section of Vince Elwood (bass) and Andrew Oakley (Drums) are as tight and powerful as it gets; Will Buck rips it on the lead guitar; and any song that has a male voice singing, “Hey—you got me on my knees” is always going to appeal to a woman with a long history of dominating the weaker half of the species.

The intro to “Rising Sun” sounds like an amped-up intro to one of those old Marty Robbins ballads of the Wild West, and sure enough, the beat definitely has a Western flavor, though performed at a speed that would have given Marty a heart attack. It’s a nice shift from the heavy rock intensity of the first three tracks, but don’t get me wrong—the song still rocks. “Goodbye Song” opens with lap steel guitar with a slight lo-fi tinge before Blake Rooker comes in with a gorgeous, soulful vocal with only the guitar in the background and a few percussive touches from Andrew Oakley. When the band kicks in, the vocal glides perfectly into the groove, a subtlety that I noticed right away because it sounded like they were performing live. I did some research and found another positive review on Denver Westword that explained how they pulled it off: “The first two EPs, we did everything separately, different rooms and overdubs,” notes bassist, keyboardist and backup vocalist Vince Ellwood. “On this album, we had live vocals while we were playing. Everyone was in one room playing together.” It paid off, guys!

“Something Wrong” adds to the diversity of the album with its soft-loud dynamics, opening with a skip beat on the drums, solid bass and sweet lead guitar runs on the right channel. A transition line introduces distortion and announces the chorus, where Blake is on his knees again (hooray!) and belts out the lines with palpable force. Will Buck’s lead guitar solo here is super, and I love it when they kick into a guitar duet and fill the headphones with sound and fury. “Hard to Love You When I Don’t Love Me” opens dark, heavy and deliciously bass-drenched before Blake kicks in with a sassy street vocal accented by stop-time breaks. Everyone gets a shot during a long instrumental passage featuring a shift to a bluesier tempo that creates an intensity that is off the charts. Cigarette!

Next is the upbeat “Bless Your Soul,” featuring blues harp and a storyline that is classic Chicago blues: a woman has a gun and is threatening to dispatch her soon-to-be-former lover with one shot between the eyes. Normally I get turned off by songs featuring guns and violence, but the Chicago feel makes the threat of violence credible within the context of what was a naturally violent sub-culture. They go further into the blues for “Things I Meant to Say,” a slow number that gives Will Buck a chance to show off his impressive command of the fretboard and Blake Rooker a chance to exhibit his equally impressive range of vocal styles. I love the way he spits out that line “all those goddamn things I had to say,” and I love the way they move off the three-chord blues structure for the bridge, a brilliant bit of heresy that works like a charm. The track runs for almost nine minutes, and there’s never a dull moment—something I thought only Sonny Landreth was able to pull off.

“665 (Neighbor of the Beast)” is a slight detour into metal territory and as I don’t care for metal, I had a hard time getting into this one. It’s followed by the out-of-the-blue “Coronado’s Castle,” which bears no resemblance to any other song on the album. A reverb-tinged piano establishes a two-chord pattern (Cm and Bm derivatives) over a background of studio sounds, and then out of nowhere come layered harmonies highlighted by high falsetto. The effect is stunning; the voices blend beautifully and make you wonder why there weren’t more harmonies on the earlier tracks on the album. The sound of strings playing a counterpoint to the main melody is heard, along with single-note bass and more studio noise; the piece fades with the sound of the strings becoming somewhat more prominent but not overwhelming. “Coronado’s Castle” is a daring and wonderful piece that defies expectations and shows that these guys have way more maneuvering room than your average rock band.

Going heavy right away after “Coronado’s Castle” would have made for a jarring listening experience, so “Gimme” begins with Blake playing a quiet set of chords on the acoustic guitar, a pattern that will continue for the first two verses, enhanced by lovely harmonies. When the full band kicks in, Will Buck delivers another superb solo before the band dials it down a bit for the third verse. By the end of this verse, Blake really lets it go and so does Vince Elwood, who enters with a set of very nimble bass runs. Will rips through another solo while Andrew Oakley provides all the right touches on the skins. “Gimme” is an exceptionally strong number, right up there with “Caught in the Headlights” on my favorite tracks list.

West Water Outlaws ends with “I’m Not Bad,” a piano-driven composition which, like “Gimme,” is delivered in an easier tempo. It’s a pretty ballad that further demonstrates their expansive range and has a nice “closing feel” to it.

After listening to the album the requisite three times, I sat back and let what I had heard settle in for a few minutes. What I heard is one of the best rock albums by anyone in quite a while from an extraordinarily talented and focused group of musicians who have enormous potential. They do hot, they do sweet, they do easy, they do blues, they do experimental—and somehow they turn it all into a cohesive and satisfying whole. West Water Outlaws is a stunning début album that will be playing in my headphones for weeks to come. I don’t do stars, and I hate pandering to consumerism, but in this case I feel a very strong need to make a recommendation to the music shoppers in my reading audience.

Get off your ass and go buy the fucking album!

I want to express my deepest appreciation to my twitterbud Jessica of Winston’s Lair and Vertigo Productions for turning me on to these guys. You can follow her on Twitter at https://twitter.com/jerkaminski (@jerkaminski).