The Incredible String Band – The Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter – Classic Music Review


The Incredible String Band were the darlings of the cognoscenti of the time. McCartney, Dylan and John Peel gave them their blessings. The U.K. listening public bought their records in droves. They were nominated for a Grammy in the United States. The Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter is a consistently-rated five-star album and is featured on numerous best album lists. U.K. folk luminaries like Richard Thompson and Judy Dyble appeared as guest artists on the celebrated track, “The Minotaur’s Song.” Robert Plant said that this album helped Led Zeppelin find their way.

That’s nice.

Their music has been described as free-form and experimental; a folk music that blended cultures from India to Scotland to Morocco to the Bahamas. Robin Williamson, one half of the core duo who couldn’t stand each other, likened his writing style to that of Jack Kerouac, the ultimate avant-garde sacred icon. His girlfriend’s name was Licorice, and she appears on the album and in the lyrics.

That’s nice.

As for me, I’m a huge fan of U.K. and Irish folk music, a strong proponent of the integration of the Algerian Scale into modern Western music, a devotee of Richard Thompson and a temperate fan of Ornette Coleman’s free jazz. I embarked on the experience of The Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter with great hope and a favorable disposition.

Isn’t that nice? Glad you think so. I have only one question.

Did they let anyone make records in the late 60’s? Wasn’t there some kind of audition or screening process in place? Were the A&R guys on strike during the last half of the decade?

I ask these questions because the only thing I find incredible about this group is that they were ever allowed in the studio in the first place. They have all the talent of third-rate buskers, the kind of street performers whose sound makes you dash to the opposite side of the street as you approach the spot from which their horrible noise emanates.

I am about to use a word I have never yet used to describe someone’s music. I have certainly panned a respectable number of albums in my brief career, but I have never used this particular epithet.

This is the most repulsive music I have ever heard. After having done the initial two times through, waves of nausea coursed through my body as I contemplated having to listen to it a third time. I started the first song, a rambling babble called “Koeeoaddi There,” and could only take thirty seconds of it before my heart started racing with animal-like fear. I had to break into my extremely modest stash and smoke the other joint that my partner’s brother sent us, having smoked the first so I could get through Electric Music for the Mind and Body.

I have three theories for the vast difference in my view of this album and the general consensus. The first is that the listening public in the period between 1966-1969 was open to anything that sounded different, even if it was wretched. That theory has ample support, given the vast quantity of terrible albums released during that time frame. The second is the “Mull of Kintyre” theory, which states that on occasion British listening tastes will be unfathomable to Americans. The McCartney-Laine number was the first British record to sell over two million copies; most Americans have never heard of it and those who have are struck dumb by the success it enjoyed in the Mother Country. The final theory is a combination of the two: the band appealed to the alternative lifestyle/avant-garde thought leaders of the time and got a free ride on the strength of expert testimony.

All I know is that even a heavy dose of marijuana did not improve my listening experience. What follows is what I actually wrote while I listened to the album a fourth time while simultaneously pumping my bloodstream full of THC.

“Koeeoaddi There” consists of several verses that do not repeat melody or rhythm; the structure is A-B-C-D-E-C-F-D, and the structural diversity is not particularly annoying in itself. What’s annoying is Robin Williamson’s remarkable inability to hit anything approaching a solid note on any scale known to humankind. His dreadful voice oscillates like a mis-wired siren and his timbre is nasally unpleasant. The lyrics are wildly inconsistent, ranging from a nice description of a childhood scene in the middle to hash-influenced nonsense:

But me and Licorice saw the last of them one misty twisty day
Across the mournful morning, moor motoring away
Singing ladybird, ladybird what is your wish
Your wish is not granted unless it’s a fish
Your wish is not granted unless it’s a dish
A fish on a dish is that what you wish

Earth water fire and air
Met together in a garden fair
Put in a basket bound with skin
If you answer this riddle
If you answer this riddle, you’ll never begin

“The Minotaur Song” is the only track I found somewhat acceptable—especially now that the cannabis is starting to kick in. It’s a Gilbert-and-Sullivan number that is much more suited to Williamson’s floating voice, and the choral response is well-executed. There are a few bad puns and not much in the way of satiric insight. It’s followed by “Witches Hat,” where Williamson’s wandering vocal cords find no home and neither Licorice’s pedestrian harmonies nor a decently played penny whistle manage to compensate.

Take a few more hits, girl . . . the next song clocks in at 13:09.

Mike Heron’s first contribution is “A Very Cellular Song,” a suite that opens with an organ and a shehnai (an oboe-like instrument from Central Asia) that consists largely of verses from a Bahamanian spiritual. Heron’s attempt to sound Caribbean is . . . well, he sure as shit ain’t Harry Belafonte. That segment ends with some intensely dissonant harmonies that might have been intriguing if both voices had more discipline and executed the segment with at least a half-hearted attempt at precision. At this point, we still have ten very long minutes to go, so what the hell, let’s bring in the harpsichord! And hey, you got a kazoo in that knapsack? Once they’ve indulged those whims, we return to the organ-shehnai music for a message that is one of the purest examples of hippie tripe ever written:

Nebulous nearnesses cry to me
At this timeless moment someone dear to me
Wants me near, makes me high
I can hear vibrations fly

Through mangoes, pomegranates and planes
All the same
When it reaches me and teaches me
To sigh

Who would mouse and who would lion
Or who would be the tamer?
And who would hear directions clear
From the unnameable namer?

Who would skip and who would plot
Or who would lie quite stilly?
And who would ride backwards on a giraffe?
Stopping every so often to laugh

Amoebas are very small.

Fuck. Less than half a joint left.

Heron gets another turn at the mike—ha! Mike gets another turn at the mike! Well, apparently he caught some sort of bug while trolling around the Caribbean, for he gives us one more shot at something that vaguely resembles a genre known as “White Person Calypso.” “Mercy I Cry City” is a long bitch about the terrors of the city life that is trying to steal his soul (his words, not mine). He asks the completely stupid question, “But where’s your quiet pastures,” skips over his grammatical faux pas, and begins to babble about all the awful aspects of city life while conveniently forgetting that he’s recording the fucking record in the evil city of London because fucking cities have resources to help you become rich and famous, you fucking hypocrite. Here’s a sample of his whiny moaning:

You cover up your emptiness
With brick and noise and rush
Oh, I can see and touch you
But you don’t owe reality much

Oh, send another carriage
Chugging down your chokey tube
I hope it makes you happy
‘Cause it don’t do my health much good

You’re slowly killing fumes
Now squeeze the lemon in my head
Make me know just what it’s like
For a sin drenched Christian to be dead

Ah, show to me your glitter
And your flashing neon light
You see, I think that only the sun knows
How to be quietly bright

Well, at least he had the guts to admit that his brain is made of citrus.

Williamson’s wobbly wanderings return in “Waltz of the New Moon,” where Lord Krishna makes a brief appearance, probably without his permission. I’m now down to one quarter of a joint to get me through the last four. Breathe deep the gathering gloom, my child! Okay, I’m ready for “The Water Song.” Shit! There’s the sound of running water! Now I have to pee! Okay, I’m back . . . did I miss anything? No? Okay, then, on to the next song, “Three is a Green Clown.” Did I type that right? No, it’s “Three Is a Green Crown!” Does that qualify as a Freudian ship—no, I mean slip, Freudian slip! Oh, shit, the wobbler is back and he’s got a sitar! Where did I put my lighter? Fuck! What did he just sing?

Well here you are now o now you are here
Well how has it been so far
The hair and the fur
Lemons, frankincense, and myrrh

Wait a minute—-that can’t be right. I thought the wise men brought something else, didn’t they? Yes, it was gold! Gold! Not lemons! See—I’m not that stoned! Why do they keep singing about lemons? Did they own shares in the United Fruit Company? That would explain the Caribbean connection. Is this song over yet? Two more? Okay, a couple of more hits ought to do it.

Next is . . . “Swift As the Wind.” Oh my God! What’s wrong with Mike Heron? He’s moaning and screaming like someone is squeezing his nuts! Okay, he’s calmed down now. Oh, no! There he goes again! Is there a doctor in the house? I can’t listen to this . . . I think I have one more hit left. Yes! Okay, last song . . . “Nightfall.” Oh, crap, not the fucking sitar again! There goes Williamson, singing in his own personal scale. It must be nice to have a personal scale—that way, no one can tell you that you’ve muffed it and you can move through life floating on pillows of self-esteem. Hey, I just quoted Guided by Voices! I’d sure like to hear GBV right now. What’s that song? “I crept from the soft dimension . . . la la la la la la . . . ” Oh yeah, “Everyone Thinks I’m a Raincloud,” then something in parentheses. I love that song!

Ah! Blessed silence! It’s over! That was tough. First things first. Back in a few . . .

Oh, did that feel good! You see, I bought a turntable especially for this series and secured a copy of The Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter in warm, luscious vinyl. Well, that vinyl disc has been ripped, bent, scissored, stilettoed and shattered into a hundred pieces, all of which I flung joyously down the garbage chute at the end of the hallway.

Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I am free at last!


19 responses

  1. Laughed with you on this. The “own personal scale” and pitch/key issues thing really make this a challenge to listen to — and I suffer from lack of ear training/pitch discernment, and have those issues with my own performances. Yet, when I hear myself sounding like the ISB I cringe with embarrassment.

    I shake my head that this in un-remarked on by some/many, including people whose own music I admire. When I saw a Joe Boyd talk only a few years back (in the US) one of points he brought up was that the ISB were so underrated and due for more interest in our current century. Huh? Well I guess it sure as hell ain’t auto-tuned.

    1. What would you expect Joe Boyd to say? Man’s gotta hawk his wares!

  2. I feel exactly the same about this garbage pile of an album. Thank you so much for putting this into words so I can at least laugh about how horrible it is.

    1. Finally, an ally! Thank you!

  3. Jonathas Ferreira Policena | Reply

    The author of the review has no idea of ​​the musical importance that this album has in the history of mucisa. Lamentable. The album is acclaimed by Bob Dylan, Robet Plant and Mike Jager and because it is a Psychedelic FOLK album it is obvious that it will have a “Strange” sound, and the listener needs a certain musical sensitivity and understand the context that it was laced. Not appreciating is one thing, now depreciating ISB’s music in this way only shows musical immaturity.

    1. Thanks for the validation that I can think for myself and do not allow famous musicians or music critics to tell me what music to value. I am fully aware of the album’s background and musical orientation. As far as “musical immaturity” is concerned, I think my extensive musical training in classical, jazz, folk and rock speaks for itself; ISB doesn’t come close to the musical sophistication or originality of Monk, Coltrane or Miles, and there were far better purveyors of British folk music in that era and beyond.

      This might help you deal with your arrogance concerning musical taste and value:

      You also might want to invest in a decent spell-checker.

  4. Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, as they say. I absolutely love the Incredible String Band and can’t stand some of your oh so “respectable” favorites.

  5. I enjoyed your review.

    Well done you have an audience.

    It is easy to be a crass.

  6. Your American

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  9. Greetings AltRock.
    I read your review of ISB album and found it very entertaining. Laugh out load funny. Although I am familiar with the bands name I am sure I never heard or saw that or any String Band albums in my musical journey. So I previewed the reviewed album on iTunes so as to at least have some personal exposure to the (music?). Okay. Not laughing anymore. iTunes has a review of this album as well. I’ll list a few of the words usued in the review: infectious, memorable, ambitious, focused and brilliantantly executed. ( I faced palmed so hard I’m seeing stars).
    Always enjoying your work, thanks. Phil

    1. I’m glad you had a good time with it! I read that iTunes review before and after listening and I’m wondering if they didn’t just cut and paste it from something the ISB’s press agent sent out. I’m glad I survived the experience, and very happy that marijuana is not addictive.

  10. Ayrton Mugnaini Jr. | Reply

    ARC-san had suggested I act in defense of Big Brother & The Holding Company (yes, at the time Janis was still one of the boys – and yes, she swung both ways) and the Incredible String Band should she was less than pleased with their psychedelic landmark albums… Well, I know I’m prepared to make my case if her opinion about BB&THC turns out to be much different to mine. As to the ISB, maybe I’m a very lucky person. I remember liking everything by them I heard, and it looks like nothing was from this The Hangman’s Beautiful Daughter album… Then again, last time I listened to them was back in 1987 or 1988 for a radio programme I produced about folk & country music. So I’ll check out THBD… (And I’ll have to stand alone, since I’m as straight as they come, never having taken any drug whatsoever… Wish me luck.)

    1. Good luck! Janis and the boys arrive on the blog next Monday.

      1. Well, I just made one of my funniest mistakes ever, thanks to you – but I admit it was my fault indeed.

        As you may know by now, I’m a music researcher, and one of my enterprises I take the most pride in is the first big comprehensive research about music and circus, having gathered about four thousand musical works about/for/from circus, from the late 19th century till now. Reading your RHBD review I noticed you mentioned a song called “Three Is A Golden Clown” and I thought “Hey, this song, however bad it may be, belongs in my circus music research”. So I decided to start my listening of the THBD album in a utilitarian and practical way, beginning at this song. I found a mp3 file of the song and there I went.

        My goodness… Indeed, how awful a recording can be? Indeed, this is proof positive that taking drugs does not give talent and inspiration to a person that hadn’t have these already. This is a very infantile would-be “Love You To”, the singer can’t be bothered to even try singing on key, the lyrics start at Nothingsville and go nowhere (as we say down in old Brazil), everything seems to have been thought of on the spot but with no apparent flash of inspiration… (Well, Bob Dylan doesn’t sing that better, but at least his songs sound inspired and his singing makes sense in the context of his recordings, he’s the best kind of bad singer – better still, non-singer.) Two-and-a-half-minutes on and it wasn’t even halfway through… And I started looking for this thing’s lyrics.

        Then I realised that I, conditioned as I am to look for music about circus, had misread that part of your review and overlooked your immediate correction to “Three Is A Golden CROWN” right thereafter. Serves me right, I thought. From now on I’ll be even more attentive.

        Ah, the lyrics to “Three Is A Golden Frown” or whatever? Pot, frankincense and meh? Nah, “meh” is too high a compliment.

      2. > pumping my bloodstream full of THC<

        I'd rather think this acronym stands for The Holding Company. Heh heh.

  11. He he he… had a good giggle reading your experience with this album.

    It’s about 15 years since I last listened to it… I owned the CD bought during my stoner daze (20 years or so ago) basically because other dopers recommended it saying I’d love it because it was “weird” and “mental.” Well… the lesson was, I discovered why they’re called “dopers!”

    I listened to it in various chemically altered states – as well as sober – and I can only remember two songs – “The Minotaur Song” which made me think of Monty Python’s “Lumberjack Song” for it’s style, stupidity… that bit where the entire ensemble go “MOOOO!” is so absurd one can never forget it. The other track is “Have Mercy I Cry City” which is another catchy ditty in spite of the dodgy lyrics.

    All I remember of the rest was just a load of random drivel… as they dicked about with whatever instrument had been left behind in the studio, sung in worse thick Scots accents that almost made Donovan sound sensible. I tried… I really bloody tried to like this album and I must have sat through it about TWENTY times over a period of 6 or 7 years. For me to be unable to remember more than 2 songs after so many listens is acid proof that the album is C-R-A-P-!

    The last time I played it was when I was educating my ex in the weird wonderful diverse innovative world of 60’s and 70’s music. I figured she’d like it, so I popped it on. Indeed, she loved what she heard – but after 2 tracks, I skipped to the two I liked then handed her the CD insisting she should listen to the whole thing in her own time since I realised I couldn’t bear listening to this amateurish hippy dippy bullshit. Unfortunately, it was one of the rare handful of CD’s she actually gave back to me… since she went and bought the bloody thing on vinyl.

    The history of this lot is a classic fiasco. Because Robin brought in his girlfriend Licorice, Mike retaliated by handing a bass guitar to HIS girlfriend Rose and insisting she was now part of the band. The girls liked each other as much as Mike and Robin did – not very much, so that created endless tensions but that didn’t stop them from tossing off a nonsensical film and their own rock opera pantomime thing on stage which pretty much wiped out their finances. They did Woodstock and failed to appear in the film or soundtrack… Reading their tale is far more enjoyable than listening to the music it yielded.

    I gotta confess to being somewhat amused typing all this since to the right of this text box is the picture of your bare ass sticking out at me. It’s very nice but it also makes me feel like pulling my trousers down and waving my ass at The Incredible’s for tossing off such lameass music!

    1. Many people have found my ass inspirational in one way or another, so I’m happy to be of service. What a strange, strange group in a strange, strange time.

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